That Bowling Ball... Pt II

What are you doing here?

Go to Soo Today and read my wife's stuff.

Geez.

Leonard Nimoy Sings The Hobbit Song

No. Really.

Click here, if you dare...

Jumping Jesus On A Trampoline

A video from YouTube... A brief clip secretly shot of the Scientology Orientation film.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

For more fun with Scientology, check out the Home Page.

And, then, go to Operation Clambake, a truly vicious attack on those lovely Scientologists and their equally lovely lawyers...

And here's a link to truly mean-spirited and misunderstood... oh, to hell with it. This shit is funny.

That Bowling Ball... Its My Wife!!!

Sorry for the J. Giels Band quote.



Okay. The lovely girl who lets me sleep each night next to her and hasn't yet pushed me down the basement stairs to collect the Life Insurance Windfall, is the newest addition to the Soo Today Empire. Friend to the stars David Helwig (so tempting to make Angry Inch jokes... must resist temptation... resist...) had this to say. And you can read or gaze at or gander or fawn over what The Wife had to write here.



Go read now.

Ciao, ciao.

Smackbook Pro...

Was over at the mighty Museum of Hoaxes, when I came across this...

Are you done reading, yet? No. I'll give you another moment...



Here's the link to the YouTube video...

Cool, huh? Yep.



So old, cynical me assumed, this has Got to be a hoax, a put-on, some kind of joke. Nope.

Check this and this and this and when you're done with that... Check this and this...

Goddamn, I love Apple.

Watching Other People Get Revenge Is Sooo Sweet

This is Amir. Say hello, Amir. Amir sold someone a laptop on Ebay. Bet you wish you hadn't sold that laptop now, eh, Amir.

Read the whole story here and here.

Amir, Amir, Amir. You should have erased that hard drive.