Sorry for the J. Giels Band quote.
Okay. The lovely girl who lets me sleep each night next to her and hasn't yet pushed me down the basement stairs to collect the Life Insurance Windfall, is the newest addition to the Soo Today Empire. Friend to the stars David Helwig (so tempting to make Angry Inch jokes... must resist temptation... resist...) had this to say. And you can read or gaze at or gander or fawn over what The Wife had to write here.
Go read now.