One balding, middle-aged man's mumblings and bumblings while checking out this new-fangled thing called "The Internet"...
Having issues calling a call center? Tired of "your call is important to us" bullshit (a little known secret about working in a call center - when we call another department, a department no-one from the outside can get to, an assist line or another tier with no connection to the public at large, guess what we hear while waiting... "your call is important to us". Really.)? Tired of "press # then * then blah-blah-blah? Check this out - some dude is putting together a list of IVR cheats (that's the quasi-tech term for the fucking robot voice).
Here is the tale...
And here is the cheat sheet...
I checked - the call center I call home is not on the list, but one I did work at is.
Check it out. Now.
Other bits of coolness...
While searching for wholesome goodness for the soul, I came across this bit of high-speed photography...skynet.be. Check out the Bullet Technique. It is good when some folks have too much time on their hands.
And then there are the other folks...
Tired of having two nostrils when one would do the job? Are you? Click here and check out Human Upgrades...
Do you or does a man you know suffer from Behavioral Effeminism and Male Homosexuality Disorder? Then worry no more. Hetracil is here to save the day...
Looking for that one special Christmas gift for the cat-lover in your life? Bonsai Kitten to the rescue.
And another link for Roy...For you, my friend...
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you're an odd odd man, mr. slack. how you actually find these things on the net is beyond me. i think you're slightly disturbed. what WERE you searching for when you found the sodomy hamster anyway?
Interestingly enough I saw a play this weekend in Toronto about a guy who had an affair on his wife with a goat. Hmmm...not a hampster, but along the same lines. I don't know about a goat. They kick, and it could hurt. But a hampster...
RK
I'll look for the link, but on the radio today they were talking about two guys who opened an animal brothel in Washington state. I guess bestiality isn't illegal there. Apparently it was doing well until one of the owners decided to have sex with a horse. He died due to massive internal injuries. Anyway, his friend video-taped the whole thing but couldn't be charged with anything due to the legalities. We was finally convicted of trespassing and received a fine. Quite funny. But at what point would you think it's a good idea to do anal with a horse...
RK
Great Post!!
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